Dan Jamieson: Please don't make me beg for a top up
Forthcoming exhibition
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Overview
WELCOME TO THE EARLY ACCESS PRE-SALE!
Back by popular demand (and a little bit of attitude), we're delighted to present Dan Jamieson's latest exhibition. His famous hate plates reimagine the politest of domestic objects as vehicles for satire — glossy, hand-crafted, and uncompromisingly blunt. Alongside luminous neons and bold prints, these works speak the thoughts we’d never say out loud (or perhaps only after a glass of wine), revealing the passive-aggressive undercurrents of contemporary life. They may make you laugh, squirm, or nod in recognition, but they also stand as brilliantly executed contemporary pieces of art: bold in design, precise in craft, and utterly unapologetic.Warning: not for the easily offended.
PRIVATE VIEW
Wednesday 29th October
6-8pm
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FRAMED HATE PLATES
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Who drank all the fucking fancy wine? (S)
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I am dreadfully sorry but I only find you interesting when I am fucked. (S)
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Please persuade the guests to kindly fuck off. (S)
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Oh Christ. Please get some new anecdotes. (S)
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Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making violently potent negronis and having fun. (S)
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Quick! Quaff that wine as now is the time to dance badly to 90s R'n'B. (S)
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Drunk dancing is so much better with you. (S)
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(Life) Tom Cruise is short. Live it. (S)
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I'd rather be drinking home made cocktails and dancing to talking heads. (S)
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Fantastic. You bought the utter dog shit wine. (S)
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Please do not bring that overwhelmingly irritating friend of yours. (S)
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I'm not sure that now is the right time to fight for your right to party at the afternoon drinks do. (M)
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Oh fuck no, I wasn't flirting, I was just being northern. (M)
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Babes, it's not a hidden gem, it's Hackney. (M)
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Fanfuckingtastic. You drank all the nice wine and left us with the echo fucking falls. (M)
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Oh christ. Don't just stand there. Fetch more wine. (M)
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Thou shall not kill the vibe with your antiquated and outdated opinions. (XL)
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Oui, I agree, beaucoup de vin is beaucoup de fun. (XL)
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We are sorry to tell you but we have grave concerns that your partner is a very, very dull cunt. (XL)
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Oh fuck your fucking health kick. I am smoking beaucoup de vogues and buttering my croissants. (XL)
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SCREENPRINTS
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SLEBS SLABS
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HATE PLATES
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Sorry i am staying in to have a tremendous orgasm. (S)
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I understand what you are saying but i also understand you are a total prick. (S)
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I think it is best to admit that our friendship has run its course. (S)
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Oh do shut the fuck up you smug, sad, sensational bellend. (S)
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Babes, you're not quirky, you're just a cunt. (S)
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It is ok. I am sure there is someone who finds you interesting. (S)
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I think it's safe to say we were never really friends, we were just fucked. (S)
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When I ask you if you need anything please just say no thanks. (S)
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Don't you dare invite me to anything after 4pm on a Sunday. (M)
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I only came to drink your fine wine, shit stir and delight in the unfolding drama. (M)
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Oh shut the fuck up about your fucking 'holibobs'. i hope you get diarrhoea. (M)
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Oh do shut the fuck up about your tremendously tasteless new extension. (M)
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I'm sure your lifetime ISA will keep you company when you are sat in a nursing home. (M)
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Give you (the world) one whole night of fart free bedtime. (M)
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Please do not leave me desperately making conversation with your parents. (XL)
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I only came to drink the nice wine i left behind last time and criticise the water pressure. (XL)
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Who drank all the fucking rosé? (XL)
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So sorry to inform you but i looked up the words shit, bland and tacky and all that came up were naff pictures of your recent renovation passion project (XL)
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I'm not sure it was the best time to play shaggy feat rik rok 'it wasn't me' as the gender was revealed at the gender reveal party that no one really wanted to come to (XL)
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I'm not sure if i told you already, but i used to live in hackney wick, in a warehouse, before gentrification, but we had bidets. (XL)
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