Dan Jamieson: I only came to quaff the wine, flirt and gossip
Current exhibition
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OverviewWe are very excited to be holding Dan's debut exhibition and share these brilliant new works with you, which can be viewed and purchased below.Since first exhibiting Dan's (now famous) hate plates in 2022, his work and collector profile has gone from strength to strength. We are incredibly proud to be showing such a large body of work for the first time by such a promising young artist, and which also marks the first solo show to be held at our Ham Yard gallery space.Please note that works will be delivered shortly after the exhibtion ends on 2nd May. However please let us know if you require pieces sooner. Extra hate plates will be available during the exhibition.General enquiries: info@air-contemporary.comPress enquiries: maria@air-contemporary.com
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Screenprints
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Hate Plates
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New home same shit smell
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Please stop locking eyes with me when it is time to fart
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We must confess we only came to raid your best wine and cause chaosSold
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We only stayed as we heard you had Goldeneye and four controllers
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Darling, trust me, I am a thespianSold
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Hate plate for a downstairs toilet where you send your least favourite guestsSold
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Pass the wine to pass the timeSold
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I am sorry for zoning out while you re-enacted a scene from a period drama
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I am sorry that I realised I only find you interesting when sharing your coke
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I only came to steal your wine, flirt and gossip (black)Sold
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Oh of course we would love to see more of your wedding photosSold
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Please remind the guests to leave at the designated timeSold
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Thank you for coming, I'll send you a link for replacement glassesSold
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Thank you for coming. Where is my birthday present?Sold
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The loo brush is not there purely for fucking decorationSold
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We are thrilled you invited yourself to stay the night and all day tomorrow tooSold
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We only stayed as we heard you have mushroomsSold
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When is the earliest we can tell everyone to leave?Sold
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Fuck your fucking smoothies I am making violently potent negronis and having funSold
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I am sorry that I do not share your enthusiasm for your new dog (black)Sold
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We only stayed as we heard you ordered good coke
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Fuck you cunt wankerSold
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Pour the fucking wine alreadySold
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When I play Another Day In Paradise it is definitely time for everyone to leaveSold
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I'd rather be at home eating crisps in bedSold
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Oh do shut the fuck up about your lovely time away and how it was well deserved (black)Sold
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When is it socially acceptable to leave?Sold
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Just trust me that now is the perfect moment to wow the party with Something Got Me Started
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Oh fuck. Not another WhatsApp group that I will hastily archiveSold
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I only came to get good contentSold
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Just please stop. There are more than enough cushionsSold
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Sorry, no chance of fucking tonight as I am regrettably full of jacket potatoSold
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Sorry, they're menthol
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Thanks for the super plume of sickly sweet vape smell you insufferable bellendSold
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Please do not make it awkward by showing us your amateur breakdancing
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We were all having a nice time until you came in and fartedSold
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Babes, stop saying your sofa is super vintage when it is Ikea 2020
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Please do not expect me to commit to any Sunday plansSold
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Careful we are still seething from your last whoops-a-daisy with our favourite glasses (black)Sold
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Who drank all the fucking orange wine?Sold
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This hate plate is to remind you to fuck off at a sensible timeSold
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Please stop sending boring photos to the group chatSold
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When I ask you how work is going I am not really listeningSold
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I must confess I hearted the video you sent without actually watching itSold
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This hate plate was a panic buySold
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Please do not worry it was not sentimental just rather expensive (black)Sold
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Please tell the guests to vacateSold
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I only came to gossip, drink your best wine and dance my ass offSold
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Please do not vape in the house like some cunty teenager on the busSold
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We must confess we only came to drink your best martinis and cause chaosSold
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Please do not invite your ex to my drinks do
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Sorry but Sunday afternoon is my dedicated snacks, big wank and duvet time
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Fuck your fucking Chai shitting latte I am making breakfast bellinisSold
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When I ask if you need anything please just say no thanksSold
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I am sorry but I am finding it hard to get excited about your new sofa (black)
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Sorry but please do not expect me to return the favour
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Now is not the time to kill the mood with your nostalgic indie wank
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Don't you dare interrupt us when we are singing to Dolly PartonSold
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We both know I will not listen to your enthusiastic podcast recommendation
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A packet of cheese and onion and a wank will have to doSold
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Another shitty night with your shitty friends
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Don't you dare interrupt the playlist with your drunken rendition of Steps 5 6 7 8
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Fantastic. You drank all the nice wineSold
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I am far too pissed to care for your bullshitSold
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I am sorry for overly referencing Tim Robinson's 'I Think You Should Leave'
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I only came to take a festering, triple flushing shit in your lovely new bathroom
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I only stayed as I heard fish finger sandwiches were coming
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If you do have to stay the night please save your monstrous hangover poo for home
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Just trust me that now is the moment to play 'ain't it funny' by JLo feat Ja Rule
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Keep topping me up and I will tolerate your companySold
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Let's go home, watch shit reality tv in bed with an array of maize snacks
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Mr and Mrs shit taste in interior design
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No one cares that your jeans are selvedge Japanese denim
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No one cares where the silly sodding napkins are from
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Oh please stop your waffling and pour the sodding wineSold
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Painfully pointless prosecco party
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Please just shush so we can drunk sexy dance to any Nelly Furtado song but preferably one feat Timbaland
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Please no fucking politics at the partySold
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Please politely tell the guests to piss off home
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Please stop adding shit nostalgic songs from your youth to the carefully curated playlist
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Please stop boring me with your tedious and complicated exercise routine
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Please stop saying 'if you can't beat em Clapham' anytime someone suggests Clapham
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Please take the very obvious hints as it is very fucking well past home time
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Please tell the guests to go. I feel a fart coming
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Sorry I have diarrhoea that evening
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Thank you for coming. Where is my hosting gift?
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Thank you for interrupting my outstanding story with your fucking shit storySold
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We are sorry but everyone agrees you were a gigantic knobhead at the afternoon tea
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We know it was your rancid, retina burning, panic attack inducing fart
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We only stayed as we heard you were playing the Moldy Peaches debut in it's entirety
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What the fuck did 'hoochie mamas show your nanas' mean?
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When I ask about your week I am not listening
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When we put the Lidl hash browns in the oven it is definitely time for everyone to leave
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You make me clammy
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Your 'don't worry I dabbled in dj-ing at uni' does not fill me with much hope
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Your verbal diarrhoea is not welcome here
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New home same shit taste (black)
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Please do not overstay your welcome (black)
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Rather pretty shitty vase for pretty shitty flowers
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Oh god. Not another achingly dull still life painting involving some fucking flowers and fruitSold
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Please stop banging on about your dull holiday drama involving your in flight neck pillow and pour the ruddy wine
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Please take the unsubtle hints and order a fucking cab as we are bored talking about your child reaching its many milestones
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Please do not demand to interrupt the carefully curated playlist with shit songs from your very forgettable wedding
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Now is probably not the best time to WhatsApp your dealer (saved as Dr Rugs)
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Don't you dare expect me to commit to the lavish and overly ambitious Sunday plans we made on an aperol soaked SaturdaySold
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I am still seething from when you interrupted my punchline with 'borrring this guy an uber'
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Please do not interrupt the awkward silence with your acapella version of 'Somewhere Only We Know' and then take offence when someone thinks it's Lily Allen's song and not Keane'sÂ
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We only stayed as we heard you had vienetta, a big bottle of Dr Pepper curly straws, three types of Doritos and Mrs Doubtfire on DVD
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Please tell the guests to leave. I feel a torrid tummy tickler of a fart coming which I would prefer to execute alone
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We bought this as there was a rumour Taylor Swift was interested, so we snapped it up to give ourselves maximum smugness and a real thrill.Sold
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I am sorry but I don't think the guests were ready for, nor appreciated your Japanese jazz funk fusion records
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Don't you dare interrupt me while I am feeling wonderfully invincible, dancing flawlessly to Talking Heads, fuelled by a lot of wine (and a little line)
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Oh, do not worry, we will just book flights, pop on a plane and wake up early to scour the flea market, as i am sure we will find the same set of glasses
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We bought this in the hope the artist will become immensely popular, then we will cash in and buy an understated mega yacht with a tv that rises from the foot of the bed.
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We must confess we only came to guzzle your wonderful face slapping home made cocktails, finish off your overpriced crisps, drunk sexy dance and generally shit stir
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This hate plate was attacked by Nicolas Cage with a smooth double karate chop after he took offence to the hate plate referencing himSold
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Framed Hate Plates
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Babes, you are not a fucking interior designerSold
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Oh Christ. Just pour the wine alreadySold
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Please don't worry it wasn't sentimental. Just really fucking expensiveSold
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When I said oh I would love to, I meant oh fuck, not another tedious get together
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Fuck your fucking Tattinger. I am quaffing Lidl Champagne and snuffling hula hoops
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Oh Christ. Please do not suggest to stay overSold
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Sorry darling, there were no sodding Shrigley's left so I got you this
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Oh my fucking Christ stop your waffling and pour the sodding wine alreadySold
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We are sorry but posting shit pictures of your mediocre living room does not make you an interior designer
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The coasters are there for a fucking reason
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Who drank all the fucking rose?Sold
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Prosecco did not make you do it your irritating personality traits did
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We must confess we only come to the openings to quaff the alcohol and say things like, i love this, it feels so contemporarySold
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No one cares about how many different craft beers you drank you boring arsehole
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We ordered you an Uber as your three spills was one spill too many sadly
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Oh fuck your seating planSold
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I regret the sixth espresso martiniSold
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Oh my fucking lord enough pointless small talk and pour the sodding wine already
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Bra-fucking-vo on successfully testing my patience to its limitSold
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Let's make sure we have a believable excuse to leave the party earlySold
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Neons