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Je (ne) regrette (rien) beaucoup de things. (S) -
It's my party and I'll (cry) bore you to fucking death with our bathroom renovations if I want to. (S) -
(Life) Tom Cruise is short. Live it. (S) -
We liked you so much more before your midlife crisis. (S) -
What the world needs now is (love sweet love) more cunty content creators. (M) -
What the world needs now is (love sweet love) more fucking influencers. (M) -
Oh fuck your fucking health kick. I am smoking beaucoup de vogues and buttering my croissants. (XL) -
Please do not get the bag in. This was supposed to be a quick catch up over drinkypoos. (XL) -
Reach for the third bottle of wine, (and pop a fourth in the fridge just in case). (XL)