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Please take the very obvious hints as it is very fucking well past home time. (S) -
(Life) Tom Cruise is short. Live it. (S)
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Super excited to cancel our hotly anticipated get together later. (S)
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It's my party and I'll (cry) bore you to fucking death with our bathroom renovations if I want to. (S)Reserved
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Please politely tell the guests to piss off post haste. (M)
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Live in the moment but make sure you share a shit video of it. (M)
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Please do not fucking waste your time explaining the benefits of alcohol free wine. (M)
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What the world needs now is (love sweet love) more cunty content creators. (M)
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What the world needs now is (love sweet love) more fucking influencers. (M)
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Please do not get the bag in. This was supposed to be a quick catch up over drinkypoos. (XL)
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Reach for the third bottle of wine, (and pop a fourth in the fridge just in case). (XL)
