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Errr hallo? Surely you remember I used to wohne in Berlin. (S) -
I'm sure you can tell already, but yes, guilty, I used to live in Sydney. (S)
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I’m not sure if i told you already, but I'll tell you again, I moved to Dubai. (S)
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Moving to London is not a substitute for your epically boring personality. (S)
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No one fucking cares about your grand plans to relocate and leave London. (S)
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Oh my mistake, I thought you were Aussie but turns out you're Kiwi. (S)
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Surely you must be aware, I used to live in Singapore. (S)
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Surely you must know this already, I used to live in Hong Kong. (S)Sold
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(Life) Tom Cruise is short. Live it. (S)
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I'm sure I told you already, I live in Melbourne now, not Sydney. (M)
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I'm sure I told you already, I live in New York. (M)
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Isn't it obvious? I used to live in LA. (M)
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Please politely tell the guests to piss off post haste. (M)
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Oh babes, you are not a fucking interior designer. (M)
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Live in the moment but make sure you share a shit video of it. (M)
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What the world needs now is (love sweet love) more cunty content creators. (M)
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What the world needs now is (love sweet love) more fucking influencers. (M)
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Please do not get the bag in. This was supposed to be a quick catch up over drinkypoos. (XL)
