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(Life) Tom Cruise is short. Live it. (S) -
Art is for everyone except you, you narrow minded twat. (XL)
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Oh fuck your fucking health kick. I am smoking beaucoup de vogues and buttering my croissants. (XL)
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Oh Christ. This was meant to be just an afternoon thing not an all-fucking-nighter (S)
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Please do not get in our way when we are drunk dancing to Taylor mother fucking Swift (S)
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Fanfuckingtastic. You drank all the nice wine and left us with bastard blossom hill. (M)Sold
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I am sorry for fabricating another 'cold' for my child in order to cancel on you. (S)
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If you're reading this you are way too close you little fucking perv. (XL)
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Live, laugh, lick me out, lasagne. (XL)
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Oh babes, you are not a fucking interior designer. (M)
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Pass le vin to pass le temps. (S)
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Please do not get the bag in. This was supposed to be a quick catch up over drinkypoos. (XL)
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Reach for the third bottle of wine, (and pop a fourth in the fridge just in case) (XL)
