• Dan Jamieson, Sorry darling, there we no sodding Shrigleys left, so I got you this. (S)
    Sorry darling, there we no sodding Shrigleys left, so I got you this. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, Please do not kill the vibe with your ghastly inappropriate confession. (S)
    Please do not kill the vibe with your ghastly inappropriate confession. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, Quick! Quaff that wine as now is the time to dance badly to 90s R'n'B. (S)
    Quick! Quaff that wine as now is the time to dance badly to 90s R'n'B. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, Who drank all the fucking fancy wine? (S)
    Who drank all the fucking fancy wine? (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, (Life) Tom Cruise is short. Live it. (S)
    (Life) Tom Cruise is short. Live it. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, So sorry but you will just have to put up with me for I am a moody mother fucker. (S)
    So sorry but you will just have to put up with me for I am a moody mother fucker. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, I'd rather be drinking home made cocktails and dancing to talking heads. (S)
    I'd rather be drinking home made cocktails and dancing to talking heads. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, I am dreadfully sorry but I only find you interesting when I am fucked. (S)
    I am dreadfully sorry but I only find you interesting when I am fucked. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, Please do not throw up on the rug. It is vintage. (S)
    Please do not throw up on the rug. It is vintage. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, (The Venga bus) Middle age is coming. (M)
    (The Venga bus) Middle age is coming. (M)
  • Dan Jamieson, Fanfuckingtastic. You drank all the nice wine and left us with the echo fucking falls. (M)
    Fanfuckingtastic. You drank all the nice wine and left us with the echo fucking falls. (M)
  • Dan Jamieson, Give you the (world) smaller glass of wine and hope you don't notice. (M)
    Give you the (world) smaller glass of wine and hope you don't notice. (M)
  • Dan Jamieson, Oh christ. Don't just stand there. Fetch more wine. (M)
    Oh christ. Don't just stand there. Fetch more wine. (M)
  • Dan Jamieson, Thou shall not kill the vibe with your antiquated and outdated opinions. (XL)
    Thou shall not kill the vibe with your antiquated and outdated opinions. (XL)
  • Dan Jamieson, Art is for everyone except you, you narrow minded twat. (XL)
    Art is for everyone except you, you narrow minded twat. (XL)
  • Dan Jamieson, Oh fuck your fucking health kick. I am smoking beaucoup de vogues and buttering my croissants. (XL)
    Oh fuck your fucking health kick. I am smoking beaucoup de vogues and buttering my croissants. (XL)
  • Dan Jamieson, A packet of percy pigs and a wank will have to do. (M)
    A packet of percy pigs and a wank will have to do. (M)
  • Dan Jamieson, Fanfuckingtastic. You drank all the nice wine and left us with bastard blossom hill. (M)
    Fanfuckingtastic. You drank all the nice wine and left us with bastard blossom hill. (M)
  • Dan Jamieson, Fuck your fucking moany and drink this nice negroni. (M)
    Fuck your fucking moany and drink this nice negroni. (M)
  • Dan Jamieson, I am sorry for fabricating another 'cold' for my child in order to cancel on you. (S)
    I am sorry for fabricating another 'cold' for my child in order to cancel on you. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, I don't care even if it was an accident. There will be no fucking Ed Sheeran in this house. (S)
    I don't care even if it was an accident. There will be no fucking Ed Sheeran in this house. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, Is the gig seated? (S)
    Is the gig seated? (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, Oh babes, you are not a fucking interior designer. (M)
    Oh babes, you are not a fucking interior designer. (M)
  • Dan Jamieson, Pass le vin to pass le temps. (S)
    Pass le vin to pass le temps. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, Please do not get the bag in. This was supposed to be a quick catch up over drinkypoos. (XL)
    Please do not get the bag in. This was supposed to be a quick catch up over drinkypoos. (XL)
  • Dan Jamieson, Please do not vape in the house like some ill-mannered cunt. (M)
    Please do not vape in the house like some ill-mannered cunt. (M)
  • Dan Jamieson, Please remember if we do not suggest another bottle, that is your hint to soon leave. (M)
    Please remember if we do not suggest another bottle, that is your hint to soon leave. (M)
  • Dan Jamieson, Please stop adding shit nostalgic songs from your youth to the carefully curated playlist. (S)
    Please stop adding shit nostalgic songs from your youth to the carefully curated playlist. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, Reach for the third bottle of wine, (and pop a fourth in the fridge just in case) (XL)
    Reach for the third bottle of wine, (and pop a fourth in the fridge just in case) (XL)