• Dan Jamieson, Enough idle chit-chat. Pour the fucking wine already.
    Enough idle chit-chat. Pour the fucking wine already.
  • Dan Jamieson, I’m not sure if I told you already, but I used to live in London. (3rd edition)
    I’m not sure if I told you already, but I used to live in London. (3rd edition)
  • Dan Jamieson, Oh Christ. This was meant to be just an afternoon thing not an all-fucking-nighter.
    Oh Christ. This was meant to be just an afternoon thing not an all-fucking-nighter.
  • Dan Jamieson, Please do not get in our way when we are recklessly day drinking.
    Please do not get in our way when we are recklessly day drinking.
  • Dan Jamieson, Reach for the (stars) second bottle of wine (and pop a third in the fridge just in case)
    Reach for the (stars) second bottle of wine (and pop a third in the fridge just in case)
  • Dan Jamieson, Thank you for coming. We wish you had left hours ago.
    Thank you for coming. We wish you had left hours ago.
  • Dan Jamieson, When I said sorry I am busy I meant I did not want to come.
    When I said sorry I am busy I meant I did not want to come.