• Dan Jamieson, Oh that's great you're trying hackney but we know you predrink to ed sheeran and uber to clapham. (S)
    Oh that's great you're trying hackney but we know you predrink to ed sheeran and uber to clapham. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, Please do not sour the mood with your attention seeking insecurities. (S)
    Please do not sour the mood with your attention seeking insecurities. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, Oh Christ. This was meant to be just an afternoon thing not an all-fucking-nighter. (S)
    Oh Christ. This was meant to be just an afternoon thing not an all-fucking-nighter. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, Oh do shut the fuck up about your tremendously tasteless new extension. (M)
    Oh do shut the fuck up about your tremendously tasteless new extension. (M)
  • Dan Jamieson, Please, i am pretending to enjoy the natural wine. (M)
    Please, i am pretending to enjoy the natural wine. (M)
  • Dan Jamieson, Please take the unsubtle hints and order a fucking cab as we are bored talking about your child reaching its many milestones. (M)
    Please take the unsubtle hints and order a fucking cab as we are bored talking about your child reaching its many milestones. (M)
  • Dan Jamieson, Sorry those napkins are for a different calibre of guest. We have outdated novelty kitchen roll for you. (XL)
    Sorry those napkins are for a different calibre of guest. We have outdated novelty kitchen roll for you. (XL)
  • Dan Jamieson, Please do not leave me desperately making conversation with your parents. (XL)
    Please do not leave me desperately making conversation with your parents. (XL)
  • Dan Jamieson, Yes the rumour is true. i only came to drink your wine, flirt and gossip. (XL)
    Yes the rumour is true. i only came to drink your wine, flirt and gossip. (XL)