• Dan Jamieson, With a little bit of luck we can make it through the dire dinner party. (S)
    With a little bit of luck we can make it through the dire dinner party. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, Careful. We are still seething from your last whoops-a-daisy with our best glasses. (S)
    Careful. We are still seething from your last whoops-a-daisy with our best glasses. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, Please stop posting shit holiday photos with the unimaginative 'Mondays ain't so bad.' (S)
    Please stop posting shit holiday photos with the unimaginative 'Mondays ain't so bad.' (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, Oh that's great you're trying hackney but we know you predrink to ed sheeran and uber to clapham. (S)
    Oh that's great you're trying hackney but we know you predrink to ed sheeran and uber to clapham. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, Please do not sour the mood with your attention seeking insecurities. (S)
    Please do not sour the mood with your attention seeking insecurities. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, We only stayed as we heard you were finally getting a round in (you cheapskate bastard). (S)
    We only stayed as we heard you were finally getting a round in (you cheapskate bastard). (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, Please do not spill on the tatami. It is Japanese. (made in China). (S)
    Please do not spill on the tatami. It is Japanese. (made in China). (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, Oh Christ. This was meant to be just an afternoon thing not an all-fucking-nighter. (S)
    Oh Christ. This was meant to be just an afternoon thing not an all-fucking-nighter. (S)
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  • Dan Jamieson, Oh Christ. Not another achingly dull still life involving some fucking flowers and fruit. (M)
    Oh Christ. Not another achingly dull still life involving some fucking flowers and fruit. (M)
  • Dan Jamieson, We are sorry but posting shit pictures of your mediocre living room does not make you an interior designer (M)
    We are sorry but posting shit pictures of your mediocre living room does not make you an interior designer (M)
  • Dan Jamieson, I'm sure your lifetime ISA will keep you company when you are sat in a nursing home. (M)
    I'm sure your lifetime ISA will keep you company when you are sat in a nursing home. (M)
  • Dan Jamieson, Oh do shut the fuck up about your tremendously tasteless new extension. (M)
    Oh do shut the fuck up about your tremendously tasteless new extension. (M)
  • Dan Jamieson, Please take the unsubtle hints and order a fucking cab as we are bored talking about your child reaching its many milestones. (M)
    Please take the unsubtle hints and order a fucking cab as we are bored talking about your child reaching its many milestones. (M)
  • Dan Jamieson, Sorry those napkins are for a different calibre of guest. We have outdated novelty kitchen roll for you. (XL)
    Sorry those napkins are for a different calibre of guest. We have outdated novelty kitchen roll for you. (XL)
  • Dan Jamieson, Please do not leave me desperately making conversation with your parents. (XL)
    Please do not leave me desperately making conversation with your parents. (XL)
  • Dan Jamieson, Yes the rumour is true. i only came to drink your wine, flirt and gossip. (XL)
    Yes the rumour is true. i only came to drink your wine, flirt and gossip. (XL)