• Dan Jamieson, Fuck your fucking moany and drink this nice negroni
    Fuck your fucking moany and drink this nice negroni
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  • Dan Jamieson, Hate plate to cover a minor diy disaster
    Hate plate to cover a minor diy disaster
  • Dan Jamieson, I only came to flirt with your mother
    I only came to flirt with your mother
  • Dan Jamieson, Don't you dare expect me to commit to the lavish and overly ambitious Sunday plans we made on a rosé soaked Saturday
    Don't you dare expect me to commit to the lavish and overly ambitious Sunday plans we made on a rosé soaked Saturday
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  • Dan Jamieson, Just stop. There are more than enough cushions
    Just stop. There are more than enough cushions
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  • Dan Jamieson, Oh Christ. Not another achingly dull still life involving some fucking flowers and fruit
    Oh Christ. Not another achingly dull still life involving some fucking flowers and fruit
  • Dan Jamieson, Oh stop. You are not an interior designer
    Oh stop. You are not an interior designer
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  • Dan Jamieson, Sorry but no one gives a flying fuck that you are taking an instagram break
    Sorry but no one gives a flying fuck that you are taking an instagram break
  • Dan Jamieson, Sorry, no chance of fucking tonight as regrettably, I am full of Wetherspoons curry club
    Sorry, no chance of fucking tonight as regrettably, I am full of Wetherspoons curry club
  • Dan Jamieson, Sorry Darling, there were no sodding Shrigleys left, so I got you this
    Sorry Darling, there were no sodding Shrigleys left, so I got you this
  • Dan Jamieson, Sorry but I need to wait at least 4 hours to reply to make it appear I am terribly busy
    Sorry but I need to wait at least 4 hours to reply to make it appear I am terribly busy
  • Dan Jamieson, We only stayed as we heard you were finally getting a round in (you cheapskate bastard)
    We only stayed as we heard you were finally getting a round in (you cheapskate bastard)
  • Dan Jamieson, Rather pretty shitty vase for pretty shitty flowers
    Rather pretty shitty vase for pretty shitty flowers
  • Dan Jamieson, Darling, trust me, I am a thespian
    Darling, trust me, I am a thespian
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  • Dan Jamieson, Do not make me fucking beg for a top up
    Do not make me fucking beg for a top up
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  • Dan Jamieson, Don't mind if I dildo
    Don't mind if I dildo
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  • Dan Jamieson, Don't you dare fucking skip Taylor fucking Swift
    Don't you dare fucking skip Taylor fucking Swift
  • Dan Jamieson, Hate plate suitable for a future break up
    Hate plate suitable for a future break up
  • Dan Jamieson, I am sorry I cannot come as I am eagerly awaiting the arrival of a promising online order
    I am sorry I cannot come as I am eagerly awaiting the arrival of a promising online order
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  • Dan Jamieson, It wasn't sentimental, just really fucking expensive
    It wasn't sentimental, just really fucking expensive
  • Dan Jamieson, Let me see that new bathroom renovation reveal
    Let me see that new bathroom renovation reveal
  • Dan Jamieson, New home, same sorry sad, drab interior
    New home, same sorry sad, drab interior
  • Dan Jamieson, Oh christ. Please do not suggest to stay over
    Oh christ. Please do not suggest to stay over
  • Dan Jamieson, Oh please. Now is the perfect moment for Taylor mother fucking Swift
    Oh please. Now is the perfect moment for Taylor mother fucking Swift
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  • Dan Jamieson, Pass le vin to pass le temps
    Pass le vin to pass le temps
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  • Dan Jamieson, Please do not make fucking boring small talk with me while our children briefly play
    Please do not make fucking boring small talk with me while our children briefly play
  • Dan Jamieson, Please do not take my words of encouragement as a sign to start a podcast
    Please do not take my words of encouragement as a sign to start a podcast
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