Seasons Bleatings
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Great. Another sodding scented candle -
Bitch better have my figgy pudding
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Oh do fuck off. Of course breakfast wine is fine at xmasSold
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Christmas is a time to finally say I dislike you
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Christmas with your fucking parentsSold
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All I want for a xmas wish; a husband who can find my g spot
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Where is the fucking gift receiptSold
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Ho ho horrifically horrendous festive farting
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I have reached my Mariah quotaSold
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I saw Daddy rimming Santa Claus
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Noel, noel, noel, noel, no fucking hell to novelty jumpers
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All I want for xmas is my wife to queef
