Dan Jamieson

Framed Hate Plates

  • Dan Jamieson, Don't you dare interrupt my well deserved wine and little treat time. (S)
    Don't you dare interrupt my well deserved wine and little treat time. (S)
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  • Dan Jamieson, It's my party and I’ll (cry) fart if I want to. (S)
    It's my party and I’ll (cry) fart if I want to. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, Je (ne) regrette (rien) beaucoup de things. (S)
    Je (ne) regrette (rien) beaucoup de things. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, Dance like no one is watching except you're filming it so you can show everyfuckingbody. (S)
    Dance like no one is watching except you're filming it so you can show everyfuckingbody. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, No one fucking cares about your grand plans to relocate and leave London. (S)
    No one fucking cares about your grand plans to relocate and leave London. (S)
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  • Dan Jamieson, Please do not invite yourself round. We are forever busy. (S)
    Please do not invite yourself round. We are forever busy. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, Please no fucking politics at the party. (S)
    Please no fucking politics at the party. (S)
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  • Dan Jamieson, Yes I understand what you are saying but I also understand you are a total fucking prick. (S)
    Yes I understand what you are saying but I also understand you are a total fucking prick. (S)
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  • Dan Jamieson, It's my party and I'll (cry) bore you to fucking death with our bathroom renovations if I want to. (S)
    It's my party and I'll (cry) bore you to fucking death with our bathroom renovations if I want to. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, Sorry those napkins are for a different calibre of guest. We have kitchen roll for you. (S)
    Sorry those napkins are for a different calibre of guest. We have kitchen roll for you. (S)
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  • Dan Jamieson, (Life) Tom Cruise is short. Live it. (S)
    (Life) Tom Cruise is short. Live it. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, Babes, you're not quirky, you're just a cunt (S)
    Babes, you're not quirky, you're just a cunt (S)
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  • Dan Jamieson, I am sorry for fabricating another 'cold' for my child in order to cancel on you. (S)
    I am sorry for fabricating another 'cold' for my child in order to cancel on you. (S)
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  • Dan Jamieson, We liked you so much more before your midlife crisis. (S)
    We liked you so much more before your midlife crisis. (S)
  • Dan Jamieson, All that she wants is another rosé. (M)
    All that she wants is another rosé. (M)
  • Dan Jamieson, What the world needs now is (love sweet love) more cunty content creators. (M)
    What the world needs now is (love sweet love) more cunty content creators. (M)
  • Dan Jamieson, Babes, it's not a hidden gem, it's Hackney. (M)
    Babes, it's not a hidden gem, it's Hackney. (M)
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  • Dan Jamieson, Don't you dare invite me to anything after 4pm on a Sunday. (M)
    Don't you dare invite me to anything after 4pm on a Sunday. (M)
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  • Dan Jamieson, Yes, you have told us already, you used to live in London. (M)
    Yes, you have told us already, you used to live in London. (M)
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  • Dan Jamieson, Oh fuck off with your 'we simply must get a date in the diary soon'. (M)
    Oh fuck off with your 'we simply must get a date in the diary soon'. (M)
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  • Dan Jamieson, Please tell the guests to go as I am ever so weary of shitty small talk. (M)
    Please tell the guests to go as I am ever so weary of shitty small talk. (M)
  • Dan Jamieson, Thank you for the irrelevant advice that I will nod along to and internally scream at. (M)
    Thank you for the irrelevant advice that I will nod along to and internally scream at. (M)
  • Dan Jamieson, Reach for the third bottle of wine, (and pop a fourth in the fridge just in case). (XL)
    Reach for the third bottle of wine, (and pop a fourth in the fridge just in case). (XL)
  • Dan Jamieson, What the world needs now is (love sweet love) more fucking influencers. (M)
    What the world needs now is (love sweet love) more fucking influencers. (M)
  • Dan Jamieson, Oh fuck your fucking health kick. I am smoking beaucoup de vogues and buttering my croissants. (XL)
    Oh fuck your fucking health kick. I am smoking beaucoup de vogues and buttering my croissants. (XL)
  • Dan Jamieson, Art is for everyone except you, you narrow minded twat. (XL)
    Art is for everyone except you, you narrow minded twat. (XL)
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  • Dan Jamieson, Please do not get the bag in. This was supposed to be a quick catch up over drinkypoos. (XL)
    Please do not get the bag in. This was supposed to be a quick catch up over drinkypoos. (XL)