Framed Hate Plates
-
Babes, you are not a fucking interior designerSold -
Bra-fucking-vo on successfully testing my patience to its limitSold
-
Fuck your fucking Tattinger. I am quaffing Lidl Champagne and snuffling hula hoops
-
I regret the sixth espresso martiniSold
-
Let's make sure we have a believable excuse to leave the party earlySold
-
No one cares about how many different craft beers you drank you boring arsehole
-
Oh Christ. Just pour the wine alreadySold
-
Oh Christ. Please do not suggest to stay overSold
-
Oh fuck no, I was not flirting, I was being awkward
-
Oh my fucking Christ stop your waffling and pour the sodding wine alreadySold
-
Oh my fucking lord enough pointless small talk and pour the sodding wine already
-
Please do not act like a wanker at the afternoon drinks do
-
Please do not dress sexier than me at the afternoon drinks do
-
Please don't worry it wasn't sentimental. Just really fucking expensiveSold
-
Please shut up and pour the wine as we have heard this before
-
Prosecco did not make you do it your irritating personality traits did
-
Sorry darling, there were no sodding Shrigley's left so I got you thisSold
-
Thank you for coming. We hope you bring more fucking wine next timeSold
-
The coasters are there for a fucking reason
-
We are sorry but posting shit pictures of your mediocre living room does not make you an interior designer
-
We must confess we only come to the openings to quaff the alcohol and say things like, i love this, it feels so contemporarySold
-
We ordered you an Uber as your three spills was one spill too many sadlySold
-
We still do not know what you do for a jobSold
-
We will never ever forget your clumsy and avoidable red wine 'accident'Sold
-
When I said oh I would love to, I meant oh fuck, not another tedious get together
-
When is the earliest we can tell everyone to leave?
-
Who drank all the fucking rose?Sold
