Framed Hate Plates
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Babes, you are not a fucking interior designerSold -
Oh Christ. This was meant to be just an afternoon thing not an all-fucking-nighter
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Please do not text your dealer. This was meant to be a simple drinks do
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Please do not get in our way when we are drunk dancing to Taylor mother fucking Swift
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Thank you for coming. It would be nice if your brought more fucking wine next time
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Thank you for coming. We wished you had left hours ago
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We must confess we only come to the openings to quaff the alcohol and say things like, I love this, it feels so contemporary
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Oh fuck no, I was not flirting, I was being awkward
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Please do not dress sexier than me at the afternoon drinks do
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Sorry but this is a Coldplay free house. Do not make me fetch the hammer
